Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

nooner

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.

Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008

Noner

When you get a boner for no reason.

I was sitting at my office desk typing a memo and all of a sudden i got a noner.

It was embarassing I had to escort someone to there care but was afraid to get up because i had a noner.

by CarterOF80s April 21, 2009

nonner

Some lame college asshole who didn't join a frat. And they get sloppy drunk after their first beer and puke after the sixth. Most likely a guy who became one of the following:
1. Gay
2. Gal Pal

"So last night I went to this nonner party"
"Wow must have sucked ass!"
"You're telling me...the theme of the party was alice in wonderland and all I wanted to do was rip a j. But instead I had some ugly ass bitch try to hit on me only after I overheard some gay ass nerd say, 'what do you think of Mr. Sandersons class?' So then I ended up pissing all over their bathroom, breaking their stuff, and ravaging their fridge"
"Righteous"

by Johnny U May 21, 2007

e-nooner

A word cheaters use in Bananagrams when they have too many vowels and don't want to take the trade-in penalty.

I drew too many vowels, and so now e-nooner is a word - it's like a nooner ... but online.

by bananahands5 November 23, 2019