Noncecake

British slang for a Pedophile that beats upon youngens cake (Ass).

"Dad you are such a noncecake!"

by BaronTheNonceCake3000 July 15, 2021

papa nonce

A pedophile who has a wife and kids.

The police caught a papa nonce today and he is expected to get 20 years prison

by kkkheilhitlerdidnothingwrong September 5, 2017

Sonic nonce

A word used to describe someone who is a massive nonce , used to insult a mate

British slang word

Jack Philips is a proper sonic nonce

by Toddy's Terms November 13, 2019

posh nonce

A nonce who certainly loves to eat posh people, they also love posh clothes

Your a posh nonce

by Qwerty nonce December 3, 2019

Nana Nonce

A word commonly used to describe someone who acts like a boomer but has an attraction to children

Kristina: Holly’s new nickname is Nana Nonce cause of her boomer energy and fascination with kids.

Katie: damn that sounds about right

by knobnation55 February 12, 2020

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

Train Nonce

Someone who is completely obsessed with trains to the point that the person acts sexually towards trains and describes them/talks about them in a sexual and obsessive tone and/or refers to them with sexual nature.

Me: What you been up to, Alex?
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce

by hutchinsonj056 September 3, 2020