by leona ryder October 15, 2009
A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.
You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
by MG Lambo June 13, 2014
The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.
by Jgnew April 25, 2008
the art of licking the ENTIRE body of your partner. Not necessarily limited to just the area in between one's legs...(Boobs, ass, back...as in bathing)
by Big Raj December 16, 2004
by jon156354 November 06, 2006
by Savzy June 25, 2019
"Dude, the local swimming pool had to get totally evacuated after I released a Bath Torpedo from my brown launcher"
by Dedicated to Lesley! January 11, 2014