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Northsider

A somewhat dirty, slovenly animal, that resembles a human being. Typically from, or living on, the Northside of Dublin city or County Dublin, Ireland. North Dublin, is seperated from the affluent district of South Dublin by the River Liffey - once clean with sparkling water, but polluted by northsiders who use it to wash themselves annually and dispose of their excrement in the river.

Northsiders are not to be confsed with the homless tramps a class above the Northsider, that cross the city from the southside of Dublin to forrage for scraps of food in the refuse in bins, left by the clean southsiders who are unfortunate enough to have to work on the Northside.

Northsiders often eat their young, and have a distinct language of their own, thereby eliminating them from any normal profession, or decent social class.
Heard in Dublin - "Look at that filthy Northsider, it is covered in it's own urine and vomit"
Written on toilet walls - Im a Northsider, lob it inthere boss
Said in court by Northsiders - "not guilty"
Said by Judges - "I would lock that disgusting animalistic northsider up for the remaining years of his pathetic life if I could. However I cannot, so instead I sentence him to 10 years"
Said by a posh Northsider in a uniform - "do ye wan friez wit dat missuz?"
by southsiderdublinireland December 15, 2012
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Izzy Northridge

She is a beautiful person inside and out. She'll make you laugh till you run out of breath. She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Often straying from the normal things in life she likes to think outside the box, and often does. She sees things unlike any other person you will ever meet because her mind is so complex. Because she often overthinks things she can become slightly self concious and not think shes good enough for you. She doesn’t always think everything through before she says it but in the end she will clear it all up. Although she's extremely smart she'll make you find it out for yourself, meaning you should never get on her bad side. If you make this girl angry she'll make you're life a living hell because she will not stop spamming your phone untill it breaks. never. Despite that she's all together a really nice person and has many friends. Most people love her. She's a great best friend and a better girlfriend.
by Tom, better than ebony October 21, 2018
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northside

a school located in chicago, illinois.
a majority of students are asian.
also known as "nerdside."
Northside is the 24th ranking school in the nation.
by who am i? December 31, 2007
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Northwood college

Northwood college is a girls private school in northwest London . Girls that go to the senior school here know that all sixth form ers are shorter than the year 7s, as said in any and every head girl and house captain voting speech. The years carry backpack s twice their size and make slime and fantasise about unicorns. The year 8s are out of that stage and now moving on to talk to boys after the 2 or less discos they have had with the neighbouring boys schools (John lyons, Mts). Year 9s are continuously beefing each other, rms +sth girls, and rolling up their skirts so high they get 'dresscoded' . Year 10s and above rule the school and everything they do displays how other schools view Northwood college. Of course there are some that do not follow the stereotype, the smart kids, the musical kids or the art kids etc. But those only exist in few numbers in their natural habitat of the briary or PAC...
Girl 1:omg I got into Northwood college for senior school!
Girl2: have u bought ur 1mx1m back pack yet then?
by Hello I'm anonymous ok November 4, 2019
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northing

the word northing has its origins from a guy named Northern. Northern is always telling over the top, crap-ass, totally untrue stories about himself and his father. "Northing" is simply another word for telling lies.
testman: "guess what!? my father and I stole 50 beers from the cops, and had to escape on a motorbike. we drove in 250 m/h!"
tz: "hahaha..your'e northing SO bad!"
by kaasa November 25, 2005
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Northridge

a high school in tuscaloosa, alabama. consists of 50% black people/minorities, 30% so-called "preps", 10% drama kids/weirdos who don't fit in anywhere else, 5% normal people, and 5% shira/victoria. northridge is the highest-class public high school in tuscaloosa county, which is sad, because it's still pretty low-class.
you hear about that girl that stabbed that other girl over at northridge? yeah, i was there.
by grindelwald April 24, 2010
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Northwood

A God sent school in So. Cal known to produce the best of the best indian goons.
Man Northwood has the big daddy dick goons, I love them so much, I cant have enough.
by Indian Mafia Goon November 10, 2018
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