Nonce

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce
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A person who is very good at the game "apex legends"
Jeffery is a nonce he carried our squad
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ur a nonce bruv
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Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!
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a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?

person 2: no way!

person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
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Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce
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A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna
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