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When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
by cy&ha August 22, 2010
by TheDailyRant May 15, 2005
by Kierts March 20, 2006
by rocket queen April 10, 2004
1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.
2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob
2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob
1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"
2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"
2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"
by Gravy October 07, 2005
by Allimac November 24, 2019