negatorius

A word synonymous to "negative" and used in place of negative to increase the eloquence of the speaker. Also used to distress others who disagree that negatorius is a legitimate word.

Emily: Was I supposed to turn left?
Josue: Negatorius.
Emily: I thought we were going to place A.
Josue: Negatorious, place B.
Emily: K.

by jvw71890 July 25, 2009

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Negative Planetariums

The term for when a woman's breasts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.

Eric: So I picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off I realized she had moles everywhere. Her tits were like a couple of negative planetariums.

Steve: Did you find the big dipper?

Eric: Well she sure didn't, if you know what I mean.

by bladzes October 4, 2009

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negatoria

the term negatoria was originated by queen janis who was a security gaurd at a hotel in the town of springfield she used negatoria as her way to say no

"queen janis i know you caught us sneaking around the breakfast bar in the kitchen. But do our parents really have to come and get us it is 5 AM?"

"yes they do"
"they didnt answer the phone can our friend com down and get us"

"how old is he?"

"13"

"negatoria!"

by jon costa November 27, 2012

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Negative camber

The most dumbest thing ever thought of in automotive engineering! Literally the worst idea ever. This is where you tilt the wheels on it's sides, destroying your tread and looking mentally challenged

"Dude have you seen Juans new car?"

-no what did he get?

"Don't worry about it, it has negative camber anyway"

-that's pretty queer

by Number Juan two May 9, 2014

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Negativitoid

Noun; a person who expresses negative thoughts, words, deeds. Opposite of up beat. Negative Sheeple

As I heard the chatter when I entered the office conference room, I realized all the seats were occupied by Negativitoids.

by 2Maw December 3, 2021

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The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

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