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negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.
Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!
by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010
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negoki

an asshole with a dual personality. One is a uber lamer, the other is a hopeless romantic.
he's negoki. yah. fear the lameness.
by negokiness April 20, 2003
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negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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Negopotamus

(n.)

1. A cross between a neg (negative) person and a hippopotamus, implying the person is a big fat neg.

2.Someone who is characterised by an absence of positive attributes: unhappy, dejected, depressed, negative character.
Random - "F**k my life"

You - "Stop being such a negopotamus and get over it"
by melindaxx December 28, 2009
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Negomi

Negomi means a simp of everyone and a submissive person

Negomi loves simping over everyone, especially Waffle, she will also do the funny dance if you command her too. She will be multi-princess of the simper.
Example: "This negomi is dancing
by WAFLESSS September 15, 2021
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negocio

Another spanish slang word used for a woman's vagina.
A man may ask a woman, ¿Cómo está el negocio?
by guerita January 30, 2008
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Negorian Brotherhood

A foundation of individuals whom partake in the consumption of a variety made up of mind altering substances, in which payment is not a factor; Economic status is not an issue, for each member contributes; no man left behind.
Although Brick seized to contribute money to the beer/run/fun, Doug covered him because they are brothers in the Negorian Brotherhood.
by Negorian Tribe Chief May 15, 2010
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