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we need to see other people

she's already seeing someone......sorry, man
jessica: we need to see other people

bob: you're cheating on me?!

jessica: how'd you know?!

bob: Urban Dictionary

jessica: oooooh
by Johnnykins June 15, 2008
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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Needle Juice

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle
Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out
by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008
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special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.
That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him
by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018
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down bad need glitch

What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week
Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch
by matchpointbets October 31, 2022
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He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.
(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!
by Dash180 April 3, 2016
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I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.
"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005
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