Near death hottie 

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

Near death hottie by near death hottie October 31, 2010

near miss 

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

near miss by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

Near-Blackout Drunk 

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

Near-Blackout Drunk by surganyolo October 1, 2012

near birth experience 

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

near birth experience by Kevin March 19, 2004

near-the-O 

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, able to turn heads, seductive

Damn, she was so fine, she was near-the-O!

Her face was so near-the-O every guy in the room stared.

near-the-O by hochstettler August 3, 2006

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

near taint by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

NEAR DEATH 

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.

I am near death.

NEAR DEATH by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018