NASCAR Fan

1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.

Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.

by Ninja Disaster March 5, 2005

nascar

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Some people like baseball, I like Nascar. Its the best.

by nick1369 February 20, 2009

NASCAR driver

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

Nascar

Formula 1 for rednecks.

NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks

by alex1010 April 14, 2009

Nascar style

Nascar lovers favorite sexual position. Others refer to it as doggie style

Hey honey, lets do it Nascar style so we can both watch the race.

by Spango November 22, 2007

Get out NASCAR style

When one does not want enter a car through the door, one climbs in through the open window, causing all sorts of hijinks.

Tatiana: The car door is broken and it won't open.
Asher: It's ok, I'll Get out NASCAR style.
Constance: Please don't kick me in the face on the way out.

by Asher pampaloompa November 19, 2007

NASCAR

The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race

Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.

by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006