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mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.
"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."
by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018
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Ghetto Nachos

"Nachos" made by putting tortilla chips on a cookie sheet, covering them with grated cheese and sliding them into the oven.
Eeeeeeww! When you asked if I wanted nachos I didn't think you meant ghetto nachos! Where's the sour cream, tomato, olives, lettuce and salsa??
by The Brett February 10, 2009
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reverse nachos

a big old pile of melted cheese(s) with some tortilla chips sprinkled on top.
mmmm these reverse nachos are tasty and greasy!
by gd December 31, 2004
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I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012
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ramen nachos

Nachos made with Ramen noodles instead of tortilla chips. Invented by Jason Graham Fox. Also known as the German Nacho.
Excuse me, do your Ramen Nachos contain MSG?
by JasonBox August 18, 2011
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ghetto nachos

a dish made by simply combining saltine crackers and shredded cheddar cheese and put in the microwave for 45 seconds. This dish is very popular amongst minorities.
Person 1: Yo you got any tortilla chips and shredded cheese to make nachos?

Person 2: Nah man but i got saltine crackers instead, we can have some ghetto nachos!
by doubledeuces420 March 12, 2011
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