Mystery Lumps

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.

Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!

by Milky655 April 21, 2010

Mystery

A brilliant mind, made for bettering the world. She sees into the depths and pulls people to the light. She is unknown while knowing everyone. She hides in the caverns of her own soul only to become more extravagant. She is beautifully and intriguingly loyal. She is a mystery.

There's only one Mystery

by PoeticProphetess June 3, 2018

mysteryologist

Usually, a self described person, who ideates solutions to puzzles.

One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.

The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.

Reuben; So, what's the probability that a giant Godzilla like egg is at the bottom of this pond, and when this rock lands on it the thing will crack open and hatch out to trash the town over there?

Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.

Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!

by the Toad October 2, 2010

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 15, 2008

mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc

I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Mystery fold (Noun)

When a girl is so fat that you can’t tell the difference between her cunt (vagina) and all the other folds around it.

That DUFF had so many mystery folds that I thought I was having an orgy.

by Source: Shahin and Mahyar July 26, 2005

Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.

See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.

by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020