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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
by JLomenz January 17, 2011
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ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010
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Party Musket

When you do a bump of cocaine out if the tip of your friends cock hole by packing it in there with a toothpick and your thumb.
Fred was doing Party Muskets from Steve all night at the gathering. Pretty sure they went through two 8-balls.
by KrypttR6 September 21, 2021
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packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.
-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.
by T-Killa! November 19, 2010
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Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ
He was caught polishing the Custard Musket
by peagoose June 10, 2007
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