Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?
Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
by KyleReese July 9, 2010
Get the Text Muscles mug.A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.
Valid objects include:
Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)
The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ
Valid objects include:
Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)
The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ
Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:
Conversation Example 1:
Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>
Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.
Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>
Conversation Example 1:
Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>
Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.
Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>
by pwnd_lol September 29, 2009
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your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"
by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007
Get the muscles marinara mug.Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.
Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.
by JimboD October 18, 2010
Get the Beach Muscles mug.A crucial part in a female athlete's physiological makeup in which without, leads to the individual's feeling unsure about herself. In some cases, this feeling can become so extreme that the athlete begins to concoct wild excuses to avoid having to compete for fear of failure.
by HoboSpider May 13, 2013
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A:"Hey man who is that?"
B:"That's my girlfriend. Yea pretty hot eh? As a matter of fact, I just got finished working the Bro Muscle."
A:"Bro Muscle?"
B:"It's a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises."
A: What?
B: "It's located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results."
B: "I just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! Boo Ya!"
A: Oooo ok. I, I think I know where you're going with this... Does working the Bro Muscle require a spotter? Perhaps a large muscular man like myself? ;)
B: I need an adult!!!!!
B:"That's my girlfriend. Yea pretty hot eh? As a matter of fact, I just got finished working the Bro Muscle."
A:"Bro Muscle?"
B:"It's a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises."
A: What?
B: "It's located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results."
B: "I just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! Boo Ya!"
A: Oooo ok. I, I think I know where you're going with this... Does working the Bro Muscle require a spotter? Perhaps a large muscular man like myself? ;)
B: I need an adult!!!!!
by Yabba Dabba Do March 30, 2011
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