Cozy muscle

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.

Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.

by Chuck192 December 29, 2014

toilet muscle

A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".

One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!

by Telephony November 15, 2010

skater muscle

muscle that is visible, but doesnt look like the person is ripped. the person usually doesnt have to work out a lot, but you can still see the muscles. usually found in skaters.

guy 1: ya, i only work out 30 minutes a day

guy 2: ya, i can see the skater muscle

by gorillabiscuits June 30, 2006

O Muscle

The muscle in a woman's tummy that contracts during an O.

Dude: Hey, you have a six pack.
Chick: No I don't, just a highly toned O muscle.
Dude: Well, let's pour some honey on it. . .

by B.B. Smith October 10, 2008

Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

muscle queen

a gay male that workouts to attract other muscular gay men

allen is always trying to attract other dudes at the gym i guess hes a real muscle queen

by bobbytee August 21, 2010