Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

menopaws

Da "change of life" age where ya emit a particular hormone which causes dudes to grope yer boobs and grab yer ass.

Da whole idea of menopaws is a myth --- tongue-lolling studs will wanna start "getting friendly wif their hands" just as soon as you get anything bigger than A-cups, so that can of course happen as soon in life as yer early teens, never mind anywhere near middle-age!

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.

Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.

by takis_areweird May 11, 2021

Menopaulooza

A group of Karen's.

"While at work I was accosted by not only one Karen, but a whole Menopaulooza demanding to talk to my manager."

by Gumpngreen May 15, 2021

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021

Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021