muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

Muffy Fugginton

Muffy Fugginton is a polite and classy way to say, “motherfucker.” Muffy Fugginton is a cuss word without the cussing. It is a high end, ritzy term of profanity without the profanity. May also refer to a conceited person.

“That Muffy Fugginton better quit staring at me.” OR: “He is such a Muffy Fugginton and thinks he’s the smartest person alive.”

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz October 22, 2025

Muffy

Just a regular weed lover from Seshego that fucks anything with legs wide

I met Muffy last night, he made me cum with his tongue

by Yaffet December 29, 2021

Muffy

The nickname for my cat Coffee. She's so small and adorable. We call her Muffy because of Coffee Muffins from the local bakery. She's nice and warm like a Coff Muffin. Hence the nickname Muffy.

Coffee "Meow"
Me "Awwww. I love you, Muffy"
Coffee "Meow meow"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Muffy

She is a weird and not smart girl, gets confused really easily and somehow makes everyone else confused

Oh yeah muffy got confused again

by MuffyMuffin July 31, 2020

Muffi

Used to define a man who acts like a complete pussy and is a big wuss

Daam Jerry is turning into a Muffi

by Ass654 November 6, 2018

Muffy

When you got a mix of weed, rolling papers, and semi-burnt weed. A good way to recycle a ruined joint by simply tossing the filter and re-grinding the remaining weed and packing that shit into a bowl or bong

"You got the tree?"
"Yeah but the joint got wet, so I grinded it up into muffy, we just gonna smoke that
"Bet, pack the pipe"

by tangudgaf February 15, 2022