muffstache

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

by jackin kevackie November 3, 2008

muffosaur

(noun): a woman whose snatch dates back to the prehistoric age. In fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a muffosaur. Duely noted, the clitoris is usually petrified. Therefore, it would be nearly impossible to "get it wet".

Otter: How was your smash session last night?
Evan: Not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that bitch was a muffosaur!
Otter: Tiiiiiiiiits!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffologist

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.

That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.

by Scotsdave August 30, 2005

muffstache ride

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Salty Ear Muffs

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

by HappySap October 16, 2008

Muffstache

A word for female pubic hair.

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"

by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010