muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

Muffintoop

The fat cousin of the Muffintop; a common troll word

OMG you're such a muffintoop!

by Mike Gaydar May 25, 2010

muffstash

a muffstash is what someone acquires from eating a girls box. not just any box... a nasty stinky one.

chris: dude it smells like vagina everywhere i go!
brennan: i dont smell a thing man
chris: i did eat that girls box lastnight
brennan: aww gross! your probably just smelling ur muffstash

by mcjizz March 23, 2011

muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

Like Comment

ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

by ExGal May 7, 2011

Muffstro

A gigantic penis, belonging to your boyfriend ("Muffy"). Named after "Monstro" the giant whale from Pinocchio.

Wow, you look so sexy in that dress! I think Muffstro might make an appearance soon....

by HornySmurf October 4, 2011

muffintrilogy

vagina =cum+3 times.

She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.

by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011

Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015