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Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.
hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.
by Coco apple October 18, 2008
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mockstar

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.
"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"
by joey bryce June 20, 2005
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Dave Monks

Dave Monks writes great music.
by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008
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stretch marks

Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,

They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!

Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,

The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!

Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,

Go to the dr now befor you get anymore


To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
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Marks Wonder Pot

A very cheap piece of cookware (only piece actually) provided by a condo owner on vacation to cook and produce many many meals. Because the owner doesn't want to invest in a cookware set.
When we went to Montreal we cooked everything in Marks Wonder Pot.
by MENclan August 13, 2012
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Trey marks

A man most likely to sit the bench and polish a coaches dick.
Person 1: Wow that kid never plays.
Person 2: I know he's such a Trey Marks
by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016
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Stretch marks

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.
by secretlovahh September 9, 2018
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