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Morbius

Dude I doubted Morbius and ill be executed tomorrow!
by Ryota Mitarai April 26, 2022
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van morrison

An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).
But we love Van the Man.
by Ellie!!! February 23, 2006
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Morbius

The movie of all time, complete with a written script and some cast actors.
“Morbius was the movie of all time
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Morissettian Irony

The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.

From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.
A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!

Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.

Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.

Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.

Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.

Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.

Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.
by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003
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morbillion

morbius currency
1 morbillion = earths net worth

morbius made 283 morbillion dollars let that sink in..
morbius is one of the movies of all time, it made 283 morbillion dollars
by mamboo112 May 3, 2022
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morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.
Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.
by matt September 28, 2006
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morbing off

Heavy masturbation, usually done 3-4 hours a day. One can even say someone who morbs off is addicted to masturbating, and even comes up with excuses as to why he must leave, when in reality he is masturbating. Derived from MorBSouL on battle.net.
What the fuck, dude? Stop morbing off and get your ass back here.
by Mike & Mike March 17, 2005
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