Molescipy

A senerio where 2 people both reach for the same thing then they both pull back.

A MOLESCIPY is where, 2 people reach for the door, then they both pull back thinking that the other person was going to get it.

by Isaac Witlin December 19, 2010

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

Modestin

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.

Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.

by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

Moleskates

Skates with moles for wheels

ROGER:'hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?'

JEFF: 'they're MOLERSKATES'

ROGER: 'thats cruel man, moles are living things'

JEFF: 'your just jealsous because i had sex with your girlfriend in the spinika tower'

ROGER: 'i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive'

JEFF: 'thats what she said!'

ROGER: 'what does that even mean?'

TYRONE: 'hey guys, what you doing?'

ROGER: 'telling jeff what a dick he is'

JEFF: 'im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates'

TYRONE: 'yea jeff you really are a dick'

ROGER: 'ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!'

TYRONE: 'i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club'

ROGER: 'i think i got water on them'

TYRON: 'that makes them moisterles! moron!'

ROGER: 'Oh yea...silly me'

TYRON: 'hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower'

ROGER: 'he told me it was the SPINIKA tower'

TYRON: 'not what he told me' ROGER: 'i feel so played...'

JEFF (coming back): 'they're dead'

ROGER: 'fuck off jeff...'

by sneakybitch March 20, 2009

molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Moesha

A Hilarious Girl.Rally Beauitful and sexy.has a great personality.is the type of wifey material.very cool.calm cool and collected person.

The tv show Moesha

by dsgkg February 4, 2009