Fiedero Mobster

1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops.

4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always be available for Cosa Nostra, even if your wife’s about to give birth.

6. Appointments must be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra are anyone with a close relative in the police, with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.

Some of the rules are obvious, such as that absolute silence and secrecy – “omerta” – must be kept at all

man y"all drive so slow through the hood, y'all must be Fiedero Mobster

by Dear Vigintillionaire family July 28, 2009

Enslaved moisture

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

by stonks22 June 30, 2019

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

mobster

An Italian/Sicilan sworn by the Code of Honor (Omerta) into La Cosa Nostra.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

moostafa

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad)

A character in moomoo.io (also uzay's dad) moostafa

by cool A October 8, 2019

Moist

A word people pretend to hate because the internet told them too.

person 1: eww I hate the word moist

person 2: oh really? why?
person 1: ...............

by bramstoner September 24, 2020

moasting

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009