Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

by jude telfort July 27, 2011

moof

the noise you make after secks

<phyrearms> moof that was fun

by warpedminds January 19, 2003

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

moof

refering to your or someone elses cock and balls.

"go suck a moof"

by timalory November 16, 2006

moof

To jizz or orgasm over any game.

Also a character on Burning Blade on WOW. (night elf hunter)

OMG did you see that knife throw kill ! - moof!

I just moofed over that 26k crit

by felly t April 12, 2010