noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.
2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.
3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess
4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.
2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.
3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess
4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.
2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."
3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."
3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
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by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007
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1. A stoner who uses you offten to get high on your own personal surply. he/she will smoke you stash, eat your munchies, drink your koolade and never ever return the favor.
2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.
3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
4. verb: to mooch
2. some who always "borrows" things that are not normally borrowed.
3. some one who uses you there own good but never returns the favor
4. verb: to mooch
1. aw man let me hit that...no way cheezy puffs...dude some koolade...wow i better go man bye
2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks
3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*
4. lets mooch over to her place later
2. hey man can i borrow your car/vcr/shoes/socks
3. dude lend me $5 ill pay you back *they have no cash, ever*
4. lets mooch over to her place later
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A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
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