muffler monkey

Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.

The sound coming from that muffler monkey's car is really irritating.

by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007

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flak monkey

One who frags excessively with the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament

I'm a flak monkey. if you don't like it, go play the fucking Sims

by kinglife2 December 18, 2004

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Cock Monkey

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.

She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

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Monkey see, monkey do

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.

Monkey see, monkey do , monkey die!

by Muntajab January 6, 2009

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Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

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