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monkeyboyism

The act of being a monkey
Person 1: "wow that dude is wild!"
Person 2: "yeah, he's engaging in monkeyboyism"
by LuiMonkey May 26, 2020
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MonkeyDog

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.
Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"
by klitt February 5, 2010
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monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.
That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020
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monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.
Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.
by Malodorous June 24, 2016
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monkeyboy

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank
by eamon target September 4, 2003
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Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.
"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"
by Hosami March 17, 2009
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Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009
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