At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009
Get the fuck a monkey's nut mug.Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!
by The Wild Child January 4, 2008
Get the Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench mug.by Strafferen September 16, 2009
Get the Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench mug.1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
Get the Fuck me like a monkey mug.Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015
Get the Monkey Fucking mug.Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?
No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
by But Sects April 9, 2016
Get the Money-Fuck mug.*Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010
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