mirash

it is a way pirates say 'my rash'
mirash is also a nickname for mira
mira is usually best friends with elyssa

mirash on mi butt hurts

by SWEAT MAN DA RAT AND EMO GIRL June 1, 2021

midasuno

an amazing band hailing from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales, UK.
often abbreviated to "'suno"
comprising of Scott Andrews (vocals), Gavin Jessop (bass), Matt Riste (Drums), Chris Morgan (guitar), Lyndon Jones (samples, Fx, keyboards). Currently Midasuno have recruited Ryan From Pete's Sake for extra guitars while Scott's hand recovers. This may become a permenant fixture

You off the the 'suno gig tonight?

by 44caliber August 31, 2005

Mierdas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

mirdatasking

Engaging in multiple useless diversions at the same time. Sometimes it may be accompanied by one important task, but that usually gets the least amount of attention from the mirdatasker.

This is a direct result of the younger generation's short attention span and addiction to technology. Mirdatask at your own risk.

Jake: "Oh my gosh, why does Nick always have to play Total War, watch Hulu, and write an essay while Game of Thrones is on? This show seriously complicated even if you pay attention."

Alfonso: "He's just mirdatasking."

Me: "What a jabroni."

Nick: "Hey guys, who's the dwarf dude again?"

by neumsicle August 21, 2012

mirtasin

The coolest human being alive. A good leader, smart, funny, knows what he's doing and very good looking. All around the best they come. Ladies line up in hordes for a mirtasin.

Everyone should try to be like mirtasin.

I want my daughter to be with a mirtasin

I hope one day I'll marry a mirtasin.

by Notusimgmyrealname07707 August 26, 2017

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022