Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

by Mike Sobo January 1, 2007

mikes

a new pair of jordans(shoes)

man i need to go get those new mikes

by arnise January 24, 2006

mikeshawn

A Mikeshawn is usually a big person and is usually super chill and smokes a lot of weed but usually gets no girls

Mikeshawn is so chill

Mikeshawn is a stoner

by Paloverde futbol November 9, 2017

mikeskitzo

A famous tiktoker with 9 inch dick, he’s known on tiktok for making funny content

Hey have you seen mikeskitzo on tiktok? Yea i saw his 9 inch dick on snap

by Hannahalana December 9, 2020

Mikuss

dumb ass idiot who likes rainbow six siege

Mikuss

by erikasmolenial April 30, 2021

mikusleekus

miku lover but teto hater
also known as molly
married to nepmeeks / button

bro you know mikusleekus?

yh dude ikr they’re so cute

by nepdayo February 22, 2022

six.mikes

Well, you see. This cuck is an utter shit stain inside the internet, with moods ranging from being a drama-queen to an angry wanker. Albeit the lack of emotions, mainly consisting of over simplified humor or really unfunny racist, offensive, and completely stupid reactions; the thot-slayer prefers to be by himself to avoid all pain and people. He would like to get a big breasted gothic girlfriend but, relationships are stupid and emotions are for the weak according to the human elf. Did I mention that he is actually only 4'5", yeah I saw his reflection in my nightmares but he looked nearly identical to a Grinch. Once you get past this misanthropes lack of social skills, Troll and High Elf appearance, lack of sympathy and the ability to cry; you realize he is just a shell of a human being hoping for the sweet release of death or an argument to ensue so he can flex his vocabulary of large and unnecessary words. Let's stray from the long list of negatives onto the short but really not sweet positives; the Grinch has quite the large intellect, get's along with any animals (excluding humans obviously), and he may have a large bout of care that he has kept inside a glass jar on a counter labelled "Dried Smegma to be sold as Cocaine". So this is the end of the short article on the human troll- elf hybrid.

Hey, did you hear about that guy acting like six.mikes?
Who, Hitler reincarnate into the body of an average looking edge lord?
Yeah obviously who else?

by A Self Destructive Chair November 25, 2017