Mike's

Short for Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Yo btch, where's the mike's at?

by Lizxxthexxhoe July 16, 2006

Mike

Mike is usually a tennis ball made by Chris and Carissa. Mike is a nice, funny guy who tells jokes and has a good looking face.

Oh look at Mike he is so guapo, and good looking!

by Yeet Parakeet June 28, 2019

mike

bipolar person, doing weird things

I pulled a mike when i yelled at her in the middle of our hug.

by crazydaisy24 February 09, 2010

mike

a guy with dark hair that likes to steal chap-stick and use it for his lips.

Look in Mikes pocket!

by broseph20 June 14, 2010

Mike

Military slang for minutes

We will be arriving at the LZ in five mikes.

by mikesama February 03, 2010

mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

He mike'd it up again. DOH!

by joesmoed September 22, 2007

Mike

A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools

Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.

by Kinley66666 January 04, 2008