Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012
A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"
by "Yak" October 31, 2005
A wonderful, charming, gorgeous, adorable, cute, happy boy who attracts all the older women. He acts like he doesn't like it, but on the inside it's totally obvious. Mike is athletic, social, and fun to be around. He is currently single. I repeat, CURRENTLY SINGLE.
"Woah man, who's that kid who just passed by?"
"I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."
"I dont know, he must be that Mike kid, but I think I'm gay."
by simsturgess! May 20, 2009
by mike the barbarian October 15, 2008
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He can kill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow your mind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
by thejunk47 February 2, 2010
The guy that is kind, and is a bit of a bad boy with tatoos and piercings. But his eyes capture your heart at every glance. He is the protective boyfriend/husband, which always reasures you that he loves you.
He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go.
His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious.
If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
He is a guy that you wish loved you. When you feel the connection with Mike, it is impossible to let him go.
His kindness is true, and his laugh is contagious.
If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.
wow...Mike is dreamy!
Mike has the eyes of a sex god!
Mikes are so. like...puzzles
Im in love with Mike!
Mike has the eyes of a sex god!
Mikes are so. like...puzzles
Im in love with Mike!
by TMNTChickie October 1, 2009
Mike is a guy who you can always turn to for a good laugh. He is well known by people of any age to be really goofy and fun loving. Mike is an excellent guy whether he's your brother, best friend, or boyfriend. Once he has an interest in you, there's no telling what could happen. He will compliment you every day, usually telling you how cute or fun you are. He has the best hair you could probably ever see on a man.
by dorkloaf97 December 26, 2018