The Mesiah

Ricky Banderas

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

Messiah

1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.

SCENARIO 1-
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."

SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."

by Hizzle Mizzle December 6, 2007

Messiah

The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.

crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"

by Calmal February 19, 2007

Messiahhill

he’s gay, he can’t build, he cannot do stuff
-uniondaleR
-Arvous
-xUltraAdvntures
-Everyone

Messiahhill is bad he should not exist in the transit community

by ryugatheblaider June 7, 2019

French Messiah

The temporary nickname of Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet's lovechild.

Oh man, I can't wait until Marion delivers the french messiah!

by anwyn May 24, 2011

Messiah

Rachel Maddow is my Messiah.

Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"

The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"

Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"

The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"

by Fukulator October 16, 2009

Messiah

A cocky bastard who mains highlander and says he isn’t op but that beard

Hey did you see that poes messiah

by Hont guy December 7, 2018