Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.
You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.
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Man, I can't find my PowerPoint assignment in my computer files because I named it something random, just like I always do. I have such an e-mess.
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Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
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Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
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“Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives”
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