billy muston

A cool handsome sexy guy with a big dick

Billy muston is so cute I think he has a big dick

by Jeffrey big cock July 2, 2017

Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

Melton

An infected wart, usually found on one's butt cheeks or genital region.

On the streets, it is commonly referred to as Melton Mumps or Bogan Tattoo.

I'm not sure what it is Doctor, please tell me it isn't a Melton!

by Papa13 January 1, 2011

McStoner

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.

My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.

by eekscar October 30, 2010

Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.

What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018

eggmont melton

a fukstik of a princible who takes it up the ass by his bum buddy mr scali

is he gay or wat

by annonomus October 1, 2003

melton

A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.

On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.

by ptwelve July 25, 2007