The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.
- Hey what are you doing for christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer, Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known Mercer's awesome!
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer, Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known Mercer's awesome!
by nxtpacker22 March 4, 2011
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1. A transaction in which one corporate entity is combined with another corporate entity. A variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the "triangular" merger whereby one corporation ("Buyer") creates a subsidiary ("Merger Sub") into which the other corporation ("Target") is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. A wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the Reagan administration. A similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. Mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like "AOL Time Warner," and "JPMorganChase" and "PriceWaterHouseCoopers." Frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed "efficiencies" created.
2. A transaction performed by the cockiest, least self-aware, obnoxious assholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. The area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as "Mergers and Acquisitions" or "M&A."
1. A transaction in which one corporate entity is combined with another corporate entity. A variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the "triangular" merger whereby one corporation ("Buyer") creates a subsidiary ("Merger Sub") into which the other corporation ("Target") is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. A wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the Reagan administration. A similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. Mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like "AOL Time Warner," and "JPMorganChase" and "PriceWaterHouseCoopers." Frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed "efficiencies" created.
2. A transaction performed by the cockiest, least self-aware, obnoxious assholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. The area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as "Mergers and Acquisitions" or "M&A."
1. The merger of AT&T Wireless and Cingular Wireless expanded the digital network of Cingular substantially.
2.
Corporate Asshole 1: Hey man, what you been up to at the office?
Corporate Asshole 2: Inhaling deeply, cocking head to the side, wiping coke off of nose I'm working on this new merger. I can't tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
Corporate Asshole 1: Sweet. Dude, have you heard this new band called the Killers? They are so awesome.
Corporate Asshole 2: Yeah, they rock. When you getting off work?
Corporate Asshole 1: Probably 2 a.m. After that, I'm going to Lemon Bar.
2.
Corporate Asshole 1: Hey man, what you been up to at the office?
Corporate Asshole 2: Inhaling deeply, cocking head to the side, wiping coke off of nose I'm working on this new merger. I can't tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
Corporate Asshole 1: Sweet. Dude, have you heard this new band called the Killers? They are so awesome.
Corporate Asshole 2: Yeah, they rock. When you getting off work?
Corporate Asshole 1: Probably 2 a.m. After that, I'm going to Lemon Bar.
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
Get the merger mug.An island in proximity to Seattle, Bellevue, and many other Western Washington cities. While rumored to be a stuck-up, rich community, it actually is filled with nice, oftentimes middle-class families. It just goes to show that stereotypes are not always accurate. In fact, more often than not, they are far from it.
And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.
And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.
Insert name of Generic Ignorant person here: LULZ M-EYE SUKKS! MERCER ISLAND IZ FO RICHH FAGBAGZ!
Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.
Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.
by Hmm...what should my name be? May 16, 2007
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