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When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
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merged soon

Typically refers to changes in code that are not merged yet, but when it does it will be thoroughly reviewed and tested before merging to master.
when will the new player changes be merged?

"merged soon"
by tokenizedbearclaws December 14, 2021
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Merge Cube

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. This Multidimensional Object is viewed as a Cube to the naked eye of 3rd dimensional beings. It is used to power all warp pianos and devices, with it you can shift your reality or teleport through space with short time.
Where's that Merge Cube.
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
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Merg

Are we going to have a merg day today ?
by Munchieboo October 9, 2020
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Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022
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Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".
Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.
by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023
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turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway
Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.
by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020
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