Melee Player is a person who plays Super Smash Brothers. Specifically Super Smash Brothers Melee, a launch title for the Nintendo Game Cube which came out in 2001.
Melee Players typically gravitate towards this game because of the high "skill ceiling" when in actuality, they use cheap exploits. Going so far as to want a specific controller that has a specific flaw that lets them play better.
Melee Players are most often blinded by the nostalgia of Melee. This also occurs in Brawl Players.
Melee Players tend to not shower. Usually opting for the "cologne" to mask their unhygienic lives.
Some Melee Players, in their older age, tend to... let's say, do "stuff" to minors.
Melee Players typically gravitate towards this game because of the high "skill ceiling" when in actuality, they use cheap exploits. Going so far as to want a specific controller that has a specific flaw that lets them play better.
Melee Players are most often blinded by the nostalgia of Melee. This also occurs in Brawl Players.
Melee Players tend to not shower. Usually opting for the "cologne" to mask their unhygienic lives.
Some Melee Players, in their older age, tend to... let's say, do "stuff" to minors.
Man, I wish those greasy Melee Players could grow up and leave Super Smash Bros Melee Competitive in the dust. The game is 20 freaking years old!
by chronicthebledgehonk November 24, 2020
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"im getting a Blumpkin Smash Brothers Melee......oh, yeea....ohyeah......BRRRRRIIIINNNGGG get the fuck off me."
by tpeezy November 9, 2006
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Get the melee mug.A rapper from the Homewood-Brushton, which is located on Pittsburgh's east end. The artist is a member of Da Movement & 1st Round Draft Picks aka. FRB. He's well known as a former participant in the soundclick.com battle league NuBreed. He is most noted, however, for being a part of FRB, who in summer of 07' Topped the New School charts for the state of PA (soundclick.com) with their smash hit, "Class In Session". His solo mixtape, Silent Assasin Vol.1 is to drop Summer 2008.
by HoodHistorian_412 March 3, 2008
Get the Melee mug.A game on the platform Roblox, which promotes fatherless children assaulting other fatherless children. Some children are more fatherless than others, such as the Hidden Knife User, or the Baseball Bat jab spammer. You may be lucky to see a Raider, the ultimate fatherless child. He will stick a giant unlubed hammer up your arse. If you play Untitled Melee Game, expect the disappearance of your father.
Person 1: Dude, my father just disappeared!
Person 2: Do you play Untitled Melee Game?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: Oh wow retard and you wonder where your father went
Person 2: Do you play Untitled Melee Game?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: Oh wow retard and you wonder where your father went
by Jacob has been commited May 9, 2022
Get the Untitled Melee Game mug.I was at a footie match and a melee broke out. Guys were chest bumping, flicking each other's ears, and chest bumping like crazy!!!
by SoccerGuy1999 July 8, 2012
Get the Melee mug.An obsession with a video game called Super Smash Brothers: Melee. Believing that Super Smash Brothers: Melee is the best game out of the series. They will often dedicate hundreds, if not thousands of hours playing melee emulators on their pc.
by Gnome Johnson August 3, 2020
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