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A nickname, not a Christian name, that is given to dweebs, low lifes, losers, and suckers. Melvins can often be identified by being rather unfortunate looking, dressing offensively, or just acting socially awkward. Melvin's are generally uncool.
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Melvin
A boy who's hiding behind a cloud of weed and nicotine while he makes inaudible plagiarized beats on his computer and looks up ailments he can fake for attention in his dark room. His potential could take him anywhere if he would just be honest with himself and get serious.
BF: My throat hurts.
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!
Melvin by Planetka243 February 13, 2019
Melvin
Clown kid that doesn’t realize how stupid he is and always touches girls and makes them uncomfortable
Yo did you see Melvin over there
Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again
Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again
Melvin by Shehdhdbdodo February 25, 2019
melvin
an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.
melvin by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007
Melvin
To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.
Melvin by I P4P4MURF I October 26, 2010