Definitions by rustyshackelford
melvin
an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.
melvin by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007