Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.

I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.

by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009

Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

Merity

A sudden burst of courage and wit that accompany a keyboard, a bud light and too much free time.

That fat bird on Facebook just had an absolute Merity.

by MisterFox July 25, 2011

Mitya

The serious man in black. Brutality is his second name. Be careful if you don't want to know every quote of Nietzsche. But although he is the sweeties boy with the biggest heart (:

Everyone loves Mitya.

by _Alt_ May 17, 2017

meihyuck

In HAECHANHYUCK’s Stone Cold and Warmed Up, Meihyuck is the only ship that matters. And it is periodt.

“Meihyuck is the only ship that matters.” -everyone ever

by Kpop_fan21 November 13, 2020

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021