The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
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A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.
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Meter Scale
0 = Non-Existent
10 = Maximum Level
BS = Beyond Scale
Truth-O-Meter =
Fact-O-Meter=
Fraud-O-Meter =
Deceive-O-Meter=
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Intellect-O-Meter=
Assume-O-Meter=
Over-All-Meter=
Detail-O-Meter=
OnTopic-O-Meter=
Meter Scale
0 = Non-Existent
10 = Maximum Level
BS = Beyond Scale
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There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
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Get the joss-o-meter mug.A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
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