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Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011
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Parosvári Méter

A unique unit of measurement. It can only be used to measure your Penis.
Damn! I forgot how long my peen is, let me get my Parosvári Méter!
by mpfelisten December 3, 2021
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awk-o-meter

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.
"Woah wait. I'm not opening that door. My awk-o-meter readings are through the roof."
by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009
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Blog-Rating-Meter

Blog-Rating-Meter guide.

Truth-O-Meter =
Fact-O-Meter=
Fraud-O-Meter =
Deceive-O-Meter=
Informed-O-Meter=
Intellect-O-Meter=
Assume-O-Meter=
Over-All-Meter=
Detail-O-Meter=
OnTopic-O-Meter=

Meter Scale

0 = Non-Existent
10 = Maximum Level
BS = Beyond Scale
by Blog-Rating-Meter November 7, 2016
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joss-o-meter

The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.

There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:

classendary - for the most amazing events

bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age

classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"

legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with

average - that which is not worth rating

crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par

a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
Example

"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."
by Jermain Jerome October 2, 2006
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Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
by pronomore July 30, 2009
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Teeth Melter

Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.
That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.
by King Conan January 20, 2009
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