A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.
by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010
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Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
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