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Win some medals

New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.
"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"
by Dont Smoke Dope February 26, 2009
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platinum medal

Introduced in the Vancouver Olympics, the platinum medal is an Olympic medal awarded only to those whose performances far exceed the requirements for a gold medal or whose egos far exceed the requirements for being able to accept a silver medal. So far, the only one to have ever been awarded this high honour is Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko, who received this award upon successfully completing a quad when all of his opponents only completed triple or less. To imitate the Olympic podium, it is often placed in between "gold" and "bronze" in the standings and is abbreviated "S" for "special snowflake."
Congratulations to Evgeni Plushenko on his platinum medal-winning performance in the Vancouver Olympics!
by Zukashin March 1, 2010
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do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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mince medallions

Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

winnets chum nuts
"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

winnets chum nuts
by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 14, 2010
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when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky
Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000
by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021
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medal fatigue

Inability to stay awake during the day because one has stayed up late watching coverage of the Olympic games.
Halfway through the meeting Barry succumbed to medal fatigue, slumping in his chair, snoring loudly and dreaming that he beat Michael Phelps in the 200 IM.
by DWF+1 August 11, 2012
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ATM Medal of Honour

The highest award obtainable for sexual gallantry (Rated above the Quad Dunker Medal.

The act of Ass to Mouthing (ATM) your donger from deep in a female's pie hole directly into another female's awaiting mouth...

Doesnt count if using a jimmy hat...or with prostitutes...
must be varified..

Extremely rare occurance..
Penis Cheese Charlie was awarded the ATM Medal of Honour after ATMing Sand Paper Sally & Anus Wart Wilmar......
by rathole November 27, 2009
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