Skip to main content

Meeting with the investors

A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.
Guy 1: Yo, let's go see that new Twilight movie, I hear it's banging.
Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.
by Nick Wang June 7, 2009
mugGet the Meeting with the investors mug.

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.
'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
mugGet the Melting mug.

District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.
Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.
by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009
mugGet the District Meeting mug.

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"
by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009
mugGet the Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks mug.

Melting rod

When your girlfriend takes a steaming shart on your shaft giving you a 3rd degree burn
“Call 9-1-1 the girl just gave me a melting rod it burns!”
by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
mugGet the Melting rod mug.

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties
I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I
by Kalico February 19, 2008
mugGet the squirrel meeting mug.

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
mugGet the morning meeting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email