Peedy Mayden

Mayden is an alternate spelling of ''Maiden'', Maiden generally meaning a beautiful woman and is often often used in the same sentance as ''Peedy'' meaning ''Pretty'' if used with baby language. The phrase ''Peedy Mayden'' can often be sung to the tune of ''Holy Diver'' by Dio.

a) ''You're such a Peedy Mayden :)''
b) ''Peedy Mayden, You've been down too long in the peedy sea.''

by Ireallyhatebrown August 5, 2009

Jason Mayo

Jason Mayo is an intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.

"Hey look it's Jason Mayo, the intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.

by Supjakd January 30, 2019

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

Rooftop Mayeda

A shitty school in the sheltered hills of San Francisco. Near Twin Peaks it consists of about 4 smart kids per class, 5 average level students, and the rest are a bunch of Jackasses who think they are cool. They are completely unprepared for high school because it is a K-8. The school dances suck and the counselors look like perverts. About 250 kids, all who think that THEY ARE THE SHIT.

Student: "I went to Rooftop!"
Smart Person: "Rooftop Mayeda?!"
Student: "Yeah"
Smart Person: "... Isn't that for special kids?"

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 7, 2019

Pulling a Mayo

This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.

Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)

"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."

by Notorious ABD June 10, 2009

Cinco de Mayo'd

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.

After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012

Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.

Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.

by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020