magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

magical negro

A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.

Legend of Bagger Vance.
The Green Mile.
The Matrix.
Bruce Almighty.

by Joseph Anchorhead December 12, 2003

Vagi-Matic

Describes the ability of a woman manipulate her vagina in the most pleasurable way. This skill is usually attained by performing Kegel exercises on a regular basis.

"That woman really put the "Vagi-Matic" to me... I couldn't walk for three days."

by Dazona August 11, 2007

magical

something hardcore amazing

His new haircut, simply magical.

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Magical Trevor

He's back, and he's got a new trick. He's ten times as slick as the last time you saw him, and now you can see why we really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.

Anyway, he's freakin' awesome and I think he's into S&M... I dunno what's up with that magic leather whip, hm....

"Everybody loves Magical Trevor!"

by Losti March 21, 2005

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

Magical Lady Bits

A pussy so unbelievably fantastic that it defies all reason and logic. There are very few like it. A woman’s hotness plays no role in its power.

She had magical lady bits, which literally sucked the cum out of me in 10 seconds.

by JayStiel July 6, 2018