Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Maturity

The thing that people who argue about it DON'T have.

"Maturity is learning from your mistakes."

"NO. Maturity is when you don't make mistakes anymore, AKA absolute maturity."

Yeah, not very mature people

by MrTflrbg September 23, 2012

jerry mathers

Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"

"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."

by my8086 May 25, 2007

Mature Buck

An older, handsome man. A DILF. The female version of a cougar.

“I’d really like to take that mature buck back to my place tonight” “The young doe was seeking her mature buck”

by Emmariehickman November 16, 2019

Shaan Matharu

A person who laughs at every single joke you tell, he is very nice and stands up for his classmates.

Dang, he laughs at everything. He must be a Shaan Matharu!

by MemeBoi227 April 11, 2019

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

telented & real

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Madhurima

Clever and cunning. She observes and understands people. Always means what she says. You can be yourself around them.

She is so Madhurima when she is around him.

by Danbrown_0112 June 7, 2018