Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005

Mattingly & Moore

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.

"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

by Luminous "Modern" Knight July 7, 2008

mashing grits

When two girls go to florida and have lesbian sex

Ryans girlfriend sarah went to florida and moshed grits with this other girl. It was way cool.

by RhyminSteve December 16, 2002

matching pfp

when the two persons in question have a close relationship with one another and could end up dating.

"hey did you hear about Anthony and Anna??"
"no bro what's up?"
"they have matching pfp, you know what that means."
"already they just started talking!"

by polly pocket (aka. pp) January 16, 2021

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

Melon Mashing

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

by RamRad August 14, 2009

Button Mashing

The act of rapidly pressing/hitting controller button(s) or (a) keyboard to play the game. Often frowned upon due to it's possibility of damaging the controller/keyboard.

"My friend beat his record by button mashing the entire time."

by Just a Guy March 14, 2012